Mapanizzles

Me: Dave! Stop using a coin to play the guitar.

Dave: Why?

Me: ...it'll snap the strings and hit your face. That's why.

Dave: Can i use my toys then?

Me: No...

Dave: Can i use your toys?

Me: No. Look Dave, you can only use a guitar pick for it to work.

Cash: *interrupts* Carpet? Dave use the carpet!

Dave: *rubs the guitar onto the carpet*

Me: GUYS! No, I said guitar pick! Not carpet!

Dave & Cash: What does that mean?

Me: I give up. Yea, go ahead and use the carpet.

Dave: Why do you eat with your hands?

Me: ...because I set fire to the rain.